Size of my Truck
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E B
In a Chevy S-10 pickup or a Ford Ranger
A E
You can pick up a friend, you can pick up a stranger
C#m B
And Take'em downtown to the barber shop
A E
gettin' all prettied up before the sun does drop
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E B
Now I'm headin' down the road to my favorite bar,
A E
and singin' out just like a country star
C#m B
I'm stopped at a light and I turn to see
A E
a big ole truck just honkin' at me
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E B A E
but I ain't the type, to let things spoil my night
C#m B A E
so I roll down my window, and I say, real polite
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CHORUS:
E B
I'm happy with the size of my truck
A E
It ain't that big but it brings me a lot of luck
C#m B
and I know, you'll be singin'
A E
when I'm taking you home
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E B
I'm happy with the size of my truck
A E
it ain't that big but I never get stuck
G# C#m
cuz I stay on the road
B
and you'll be singin'
A E
when I'm taking you home
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E B
I'm at the bar, I'm overhearing three little ladies
A E
jabbering about how their boyfriends are crazy
C#m B
I walk right over, introduce myself
A E
one turns pink, one begins to melt
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E B
but the one in the middle looks me right in the eye
A E
she looks a bit confused, and she asks, "why"
C#m B
she says, why don't you drive a big truck like my boyfriend,
A E
she pointed to a guy I didn't want to offend
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E B
So I bought them all a round
A E
and I put my guitar in hand
C#m B
I said, here's a little song
A E
for little trucks across the land
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(CHORUS)
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